“Why are you the way that you are?”

At Crap Cod Company, we believe in three things: quality clothing, the unparalleled beauty of the Cape, and the fundamental right to judge anyone who mispronounces "quahog."

Born from a love of salt weathered shingles and a fair amount of frustration toward seasonal plunderers, our brand is for those who understand that true Cape living requires equal parts appreciation and exasperation. We craft effortlessly refined apparel that embodies the essence of the Cape—timeless, unbothered, and ever so slightly judgmental.

Slip into Crap Cod, embrace the quiet superiority of a true local, and remember—civilization may end at the bridge, but standards should not.

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